What were you known for in high school?
I was a wild card. Nobody really knew me. I wasn't from around there. Sometimes people would tell me to go back from where I came from or shout "boo!" at me or similar. I was pretty avoidant, passive, and lethargic even. For my size....
Did you have an enemy or bully when you were young?
I punched a girl's nose so that she got a nosebleed. She came into my space and was 'too nice'. Later one winter she threw me on a ditch that was filled with frozen water and my college pants got icy damp and had to walk home which wasn't far. I guess I tried to bully some girls very early on but only ever got so physical. I'm not mean.
How often do you go over the speed limit?
I don't drive or have a car.
Describe a terrible dating experience?
Only ever dated this one asshole but I can only blame myself for it. Always let the guy do everything from now on.
How old are you in your dreams?
Probably pretty much as old as I am, perhaps a smaller version so I can see myself better.
Do you dance like crazy, when no one is looking?
No I do not. A lot of the time no one is looking though.
Do you like to sing in the shower? If so, what are some of your favorite songs to sing?
I can't sing. If I sing they're karaoke songs off youtube. Easiest stuff to sing about is probably love or falling in love or musical/operas
Do you read in the bathtub? What are you reading now?
I'm not in the bathtub. I gave up reading a while back. It was too enjoyable.
What do you do when (you think) no one is looking?
being a mess
If you were stuck on a deserted island, what 5 things would hope to have with you?
a servant I'd call Friday, something sharp to defend myself or kill game with, a pillow or mattress, my eyeglasses, something to make fire with...
How are you proactive about your health?
I think about it sometimes. Breathing kills us all eventually and when we aren't alive anymore it's just dreamless sleep so why not live like it was the last day and not regret
Did you ever run away from home? Why/ why not?
Yea, did not want to rake leaves. Got sent back by grandma she said I can't go over there.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
No
What did you get in trouble for the most when you were a kid?
I was just a kid and got blamed for reasons that weren't mine usually the adult's own mistakes. There was no loving adult in my life. But that horriblessness is being dealth with in psychotherapy and the meds maybe
What really gives you the creeps?
in horror movies, kids are the creepiest. Also I don't want that the dog always gets eaten or dies but I guess it's unavoidable. I get goose bumps if the music is so bad it's almost good
What were the three happiest moments in your life so far?
my exchange year in the uk as a whole. adulting. I don't want to think too much of the last third thing but not knowing when it's going to happen yet...
Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?
well I guess a few girls called me the hunchback of Notre Dame, or some boys gollum or wc duck, whatever but there were some variations of my name being said by a guy or two. kajsuliini, blumpsis etc kajsu and blumpska
What is something you've wished for that hasn't come true yet?
Oh I think that the wishes we make today are the curses our children have to pay tomorrow, because as much as mother nature gives, she will also take someday... doomsday will come sooner than in a million years when this piece of rock melts into the Sun
What was your favorite toy when you were a kid?
had a ton, mom always got rid of them, didn't get to keep shit. My first toy I had I still get to keep and if anyone touches it or would destroy it somehow, it'd be the end of them because I'd hurt them bad, make them bleed.
If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?
Worst Personal Story Possible as Humanely Told As Shit
Can you fake any accents? Which ones?
I take language way too seriously but if I really have to pee I start saying things in Swedish so there's still room for improvement
If you had to change your name (first or last or both) what would you change it to?
Elisabeth Root. Katherine Lavare... oui, some great queen or if it'd had to be Finnish then some berry or flower name or a forget-me-not plant-sy or sea wind name even or long forgotten pagan goddess name, but not a Bible-y name... not Victoria. LOL.
If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive) who would you go with and where would you go?
I'm thinking space exploring with Einstein or something.. or some technophobe like Tolkien to see his books made into movies if I was really mean but make it somewhere like New Zealand. I don't know.... perhaps eat in Michelin star restaurants without gaining weight haha. Or like, eat pineapples or coconuts that are fresh. I've had oranges straight from a tree and their so much better that way
Have you ever had a roommate? Was it a good experience?
Sort of. We are still best friends. I haven't enjoyed living alone for very long.
What kind of swaps are your favorite and why?
Domestical ones tbh because the postage is just so out of this planet. or perhaps electronical ones, ones that you'd make someone else ship, like an online book store or a postcard shop, with some flat price both would have to pay
