8600 people were there. Show structure was a bit same. First he explains about his injury. Jokes about cars a lot, then morning people and picky eaters. Last he gets guitar on stage. Sings his own versions of Finnish songs with his themes. Throughout some linguistic notions and a few comparisons to America. There was a lot of video playing on screens while waiting for it to start. Some hecklers. We chanted ismo and he almost got a hard on and as per usual someone wanted to hear Paranoid. A known singer had just passed so he addressed audiences mourning… afterwards I heard some opinions that didn’t differ from the summer shows much. It was good, they expected more and it was so… well, seen or heard before. I thought it was a bit slow though he saved his best joke first. I think I coughed from laughter almost twice. Beginning and end. There was an interlude or pause between for half an hour. I drank a cider and a beer. Didn’t buy merch. Toilets were kind of open plan in the arena. I can imagine Patriotic games to be held there like Trump’s hunger games. So my taxi driver drove me to the hotel and nowhere near the main entrance. It was a snow storm that evening. My hat and scarf almost flew off. I got home fine with tram.
We weren’t allowed to capture the show but he said we could at one point to share on socials. I’m not sharing any jokes but it was a lot of call back. You couldn’t even tell how much. Apparently there was an afterparty until 2am for a few first people but I didn’t want to get anyone sick. I’m fine with not scoring a single night stand though. He did mention having a big dick a couple of times. Not sure if köyriminen means grinding. Sex and blowjob were implied somewhere. Not too much. He said he is good with guitar. Only complimented himself a few times telling how good it feels. Finns must’ve been so confused. I think he entertained pretty long and hard for 2-3 hours. He ran out of water bottles on stage.
I must have wohoo’d a few times. Others clapped. Some women choir giggled and men howled. It was pretty chill. I heard some drunkards tell the security staff thanks and sorry. I was there one time before at an Eurovision party from through my job for free. I only did cloak room outside two summers in Blockfest downtown and Vauhti kiihtyy nearby here in skating rink parking lot. I wasn’t going to go. Then I started putting on make up. I looked fine. I didn’t feel sick and I was like already recovering. I was like a prey animal that’s good at hiding its sickness. A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Third time is the charm. If he is too big of a star to redo Tampere next year then fuck his thoughtplay tour. Gluteinfree doctor’s son who almost became physicist. Shy overthinker and Finnish. Maybe I oughta like his English better. American English is just so broad and extravagant in your mouth that jokes write themselves…
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