Havaintojeni ääreen jääminen yleisönä

Harvassa on nämä omituiset, pohdiskelevan omalaatuiset blogitekstit.
Tylsyyttäni aloin järjestellä tavaroita ja löysin pöydältä lojuneet AirPodsit. Oikea kuuloke on hiljaisempi. Siitä se sitten lähti. Testasin niitä hetken ja päädyin kokeilemaan iPhone 17:n saavutettavuusominaisuuksia. Muutaman napinpainalluksen jälkeen puhelin jo yritti puhua puolestani.
Hetken ehdin kuvitella, että alle minuutin puhe riittäisi opettamaan puhelimen kuulostamaan minulta. Todellisuus oli hieman arkisempi. Lopputulos kuulosti enemmän Siriltä, joka oli saanut tehtäväkseen esittää minua. Se oli juuri sitä kuuluisaa uncanny valleyta: ääni oli melkein tuttu, mutta ei kuitenkaan minun.
Kolmella sivupainikkeen painalluksella voi avata toimintoja, joilla puhelimelle voi puhua tai kirjoittaa tekstiä, jonka se lukee ääneen. 
Canny Valley on paikka Skotlannissa. Uncanny valley on se paikka, jossa robotin ääni ei mene läpi omastani. Latasin Garagebandin jotta saisin klipit yhteen. Ei se mun mielestä muminaa ole, mutta halusin analysoida sen tekstin ilmaisun kannalta. Lähinnä aksentti oli kai venäjää.

Alle minuutin puheesta syntyi yksi 55 sekunnin CAF-tiedosto, jonka litterointi oli lähinnä satunnaisia englanninkielisiä testilauseita:

"A Pat said, "There he is." The king cried, "I hate the very name of gold!" During this time, they began weightlifting and other exercise programs. Could we meet next week on either Thursday or Friday? Are you still hungry? He lived with his brother Francis in the Channel Islands. It weighs from 5.5 to 6 ounces. Gardening makes me appreciate our planet and our place in it. Have you written anything else? It lies in the center of the continent." –alle minuutti puhetta .caf tiedostoina

Olin tänään pajalla. Yksi puheenaihe oli se ettei ihmiset tykkää kuulla omaa ääntään mutta siihen ainoa ratkaisu on siedätys. ->Kuuntelee itseään tarpeeksi monta kertaa, kunnes oma ääni lakkaa kuulostamasta vieraalta.

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Vein älykellon postiin jonka möin. Laatikossa jossa oli tullut suitsukkeita. Ja jotain ihmeellisiä hajuja nytkin tulee jostain en tiedä onko se ilmanpuhdistimeni vai jotain käytävästä ruoanhajua vai mitä. Siksi mä ehkä oon tupakoinut ettei tarvisi haistaa ominaistuoksuja ym muiden hengitystä ja persettä ja hiuslakkaa tai muitakaan paskeja jotka mieluummin edes maskaisi muuksi...
Pieru. Systerinikään ei ikinä piere. Vanhempamme väitti että se on normaalia. Mutta mä en piereskele. Aivoihin varmaan menee kaasut.
Tulostin tuollaisen "lipun" nälkäpeleihin, mutta se on kirjanmerkki<3 En maksanut niin en viittisi jakaa kuvaa siittä. Tosin nykyään etiikka on jotain... tekoälyn laimentamaa etikkasörsseliä.... hihi. Geneeristä sillisalaattia. Sen siitä saa kun heijastaa omia ongelmiaan muihin ja pilaa niiden elämän. Ihanku sitä ei olisi jo tarpeeksi...
Loppuun kai pitäisi laittaa jokin blurpsi tulevasta kirjastani, Jos olisin rikas niin mihin käyttäisin ne, tai Jokainen ihminen on euron arvoinen: suuren ajatuskokeen monet puolet*
pliis älä varasta tätä ideaa – vaikka kukaan ei sitä kirjaa vielä olekaan plumpsauttanut ulos! Vaikea kuvitella miksei, paitsi ettei kustantamot kehtaa.

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2020-2026

Rip Ruottiksen töyryt, rinteet, ja meikä keskittää pian "palvelunsa" tipotiehen. Eli kadoksiin. Toivottavasti saan määräyksen ozempiciin ennen kuin hukun mt-potilaiden terveydenhuollon varaan. 12+ vuotta asuin tässä yhteensä. ((Kuuntelen äänikirjaa englanniksi samalla)) 

Söin rasian tuorejuustoa ohuilla kanaleikkeillä ja leipää ja paketin nakkia. eilen kaksi mars patukkaa. Lihoan vaikka ajatustyö ja asioilla ramppailu. 7 tuntia nukuin. Ei riitä rahat joka päivä ostaa jotain energialitkuja.

Tarvitsenko tosiaan monta rajauskynää huulille ja kulmakarvoille ja silmäluomille. En vaan osaa heittää poiskaan. Äänikirjan Nobody wants your shit sain tänään loppuun... se oli lyhyt ja karkea. Voisi saada loppuun netflixistä lisää sarjoja, vaikkei ne mua erityisemmin kiinnosta... pitäisi kai spoilaa itsensä mieluummin...

Miinus tekoäly hakujakin voi käyttää. En ole silti ahdasmielinen. Transfobiset rasistit epäilee toisten ihmisarvoja. Se on pilvilinnoissa elämistä jos luulisi että täällä oisi kaikille tilaa. Hevosmakkaralle ja heinälle härkien kaukalon lapsuuden satukirjoille. Lapset, vanhukset, ja jokainen jonka pitää hengittää tai käydä vessassa. Hermafrodiitit, eunukit, binäärit. Mun kummilusikassa oli Mikki Hiiri. Maailmani on Disneyworld, vaikka kaikki ei tykkää että joku esittää kuuluvansa tänne... ja näin niitä vaan kaksi kertaa kummejani, vauvana ja ripillä.

Elämänvalo pikkuhiljaa hiipii silmistä pois. Ei oo rikos jos kohta meen nukkuu. Melatoniini pitää ottaa 30 min ennen nukkumaanmenoa ja keskimäärin ihminen nukahtaa viidessä minuutissa.

Torkutan enkä ponkaise sängystä ylös pariin tuntiin tai sitten palaan takaisin aamuisin lepäilemään. Siinäpä ne uutiset mun unenlahjoista. Sain kerran unilääkkeet joita en ole koskaan tarvinut, vaan lääkäri määräsi ne ehkäisevästi lääkkeiden sivuvaikutuksiin levottomasta unesta.

Stopping by to to show your faces and relieving me of my solitude, greetings fellow organism

Finally fresh air into my lungs. The machine with it's pipes and tubes was fine at first, stick it to the nostrils, then I put on the humidifier and that was a game changer. I am not sleepy right now anymore. Though the damage of smoking is done I just think? Maybe improvement somehow? I feel like I could take in air a lot all the way down to my pancreas but I did not ask about that. It isn't life support, just room air.

So that's one weird thing undergoing. Sleep apnea mask. I did not sleep last night. Mostly anxious, mostly restless.


Phew. There was flavor air sold at the Madame Tussaud's in 2006. It was alright just a little airy. Lots of clean fresh air here at home. Got to keep the tube.

But yeah what has been going on? Made a shopping trip yesterday through some serpentine residential roads and today I walked to the hospital. Hard to find the place tried to cut through but it was construction area. Such big hospital and hotel and what else. Mouth, ear, sight, emergency, child, birth, surgery, sleep, throat, all the parts of the body have their buildings.

Anyways birthplace that place and it just a 15 minute walk away. I have made a full circle of life.

Bought a twister ice lolly and two beer and pepsi max and meatballs to throw in the oven with some frozen fries. Sort of was going to get cigarettes and those menthol flavor strips but not sure how much exactly those cost total?

I have a new crush on tiktok and live.me. A band member I was loyal to for years and still found his broadcast last night. Sort of just seeing another friendly face was calming. Tiktok and Instagram and Twitter were all news about the black movement and those protests and their president, and I was caught up and no new media was available just black squares and that made me more anxious? What if there was no social media one day. If I am not antiracist will any member of the black community like ever want to be friends with me. I didn't think they'd ever care so why try to make myself acquainted with any human who don't care about my issues.

Take for example my appointment today. Some people are so hundreds of years back in civilization that they ruining their cities all over and peaceful or not but bias is just what they'll get until cops are treated by them equally and not with fear or hate. Worst case scenario a black person dies but white people die by crime too mostly drugs and stealing. Endure overcome and eat that shit up man? Make us angry for god's sake just be really really honest about it. You'll get off the hook too. White isn't just priviledge like being a whore is not just accepting payment or getting raped isn't just.. well no one wants to get raped but I guess I went too far. Careful not to take a step too far you'll fall flat on your face or tumble down and whose going to mourn your sorry ass.

I dunno like, maybe they care too much and the system dude the system, but it's trapping crazy people too and stigmatizing peoples from all backgrounds.

I dunno I don't know but there's just so much stuff that comes with the skin color in mother's milk and blood and tears. Responsibility and heaviness of being the oppressor and conqueror of continents. Winner's history, not both sides. Like slavery was pretty legal for quite recently too and the barbarians ate each other while the white guy dressed in as much as he could and taught the gospel to all savages and bad guys as they were traded trinkets and worthless things for things they needed and valued more. Pillaged and carried disease.

Disease. covid19 is not manmade I don't think. Things might have been handled better but the Native Americans could have given us weed and not tobacco so everyone has made mistakes when meeting people who look strangers to them


Am I really like going so deep into this shit??? Seeing Pocahontas was my first date with a boy who lived as neighbors called Jonne to be exact

I'm too civilized in this society to befriend the only "African Americans" I know of, who call themselves oh so endearingly, barbarian or sexy chocolate or... well you get the gist. Why not just eat liqorice everywhere and let people use you as a leather sofa. So much shelter when you are still owned. Kept.  Not threatening, kind of amusing really. in the dark know where his D at by eyes gleaming the light, so you don't accidentally, go black yourself once you, go blackout

Whatever I am just making probably the most racist shit known to mankind but I don't even know I'm doing it. There has to be that compulsory black guy in all movies? I have not given much thought. I was between to french speaking guys dead of winter parking lot and enjoy meat as it expresses itself in front of me?

But I have not really given the thought to black lives. Sure there's problems people complain of young girls getting harassed and some residential areas turning into slums in a way. Multicultural environment.

I don't know what I am myself. I don't mind. Stereotypes just grind my gears. I don't think of myself a typical lazy fat sinful good-for-nothing bum that is looking retarded or some other animal shape would-be large by size..? Cunt's own what the actual cunt should you get the doctor as this degrading bitch cow you've seen just should be ashamed of her fat ass (?) Like, sounds all human to me. I fart and I make art. I move and I breathe. I can anything I set my mind to. Except for what every other woman is allowed. Like keeping a child if she had one. Working. Choosing an animal to have a church wedding with. Feel crappy about them leaving her. Moving on. Getting back what she is owed or promised...

So they arrived now. Package with two turquoise pillow covers. Not sure if I thanked or welcomed my couriers a happy workday. Why so impolite always it's disappointing but I almost couldn't get a word in. Perhaps thanks were unneccessary in exchange for how was I.

Hmm I don't really have an abundance of things I hadn't shared yet happening to me lately. The parts I've over dramatized just felt bigger deals than they probably were.

But yeah trying not to get depressed and choosing happy and luck and success or at least emotions of those who keep to themselves which is always the worst imaginable, ain't it so?

Quite. Yeah.