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 Someone in Norway did a 12 hour Palia stream yesterday on Sunday. I participated in a fishing competition, a butterfly hunt, hide and seek, cooking party and a fashion show and there was also a raffle. I didn't win any outfits. How many chances did I have? A lot. Maybe six or seven? She purchased more coins and then had enough for three mystery outfits. Yeah pretty sure it was 7? or 6 at least. I guess I had no chance. Even with fishing five plushies and boots, I got like a hundred cakes from cooking but there was a lot of batter that someone was not cooking –and I had to step in. Pick up the slack. Ran out of flour and butter... I went to get more of on a break.

I got some artifacts afterwards from a British streamer. Now I'm missing 6-7 of them out of 31. You get relics crafted with recipes. But I managed to miss a recipe... don't know how to get the other one again. I don't have the bag of illusion but I have recipes to upgrade one... there's a shop I can't open. I can't hunt infected wildlife because I don't have potions, arrows, etc. It's probably something you get if you had completed the ruins/vaults. I still have two vaults I've not completed the mission. Temple of Gales/wind and the last one after that, roots. Hopped in to Palia. I had found one silverwing egg. I found a few more but there are 15 to be found and I've got no treasures to hand in whatsoever even with help of looking at YouTube videos. I feel like this one's not going to get done? Stupid Elderwoods. Stupid temples. Stupid devs. I'm seething. And just hanging my head.

What else? Day after tomorrow in the morning getting picked up for dogsit duty. I received a bit of food as delivery. For today and tomorrow?

Um um um. Um. I have a 8 day login streak to Hogwarts mystery. People were jealous of me. Apparently bragging about a new macbook even though it was pretty vital information why I got back to the game. I got bad reddit karma for no reason, just telling the truth. Rowling is a terf, Warner Bros is greedy and EA stops all the best games. I'm not hate speeching. It's the truth, I'll tell you everything, all my reasons. It's a long story! Feeling sorry for Rowlings westies. She is a horrible human being. Worse than Voldemort? Worse than Umbridge? Depends on the point of view. Worst character is Dumbledore for bringing up the boy for slaughter. And being so powerful and gay of course being in love with a dark wizard who he then slays.

For someone who buys herself Pokemon games for Christmas then forgets about the games for some time, a free multiplayer game with excellent communal atmosphere sets me some, new difficulties. I don't play other type of game consoles, just the handhelds anyway. Open worlds and violence, not my thing either. I'm a cozy, casual... not even completionist, just a casual girl gamer. I click, I jump, I fly, I farm and fish, water and feed and throw. Mostly wait, merge, or catch, talk to npc's and decide how much time to devote. It's all pretty boring in the end. In the end where are you trying to go? Get achievements, milestones, do stuff most players don't have patience to get to? What's the point of being in top1% for years, if there is someone who is top 0.1%? Asking for a friend.

Something wrong with the b*ch something wrong with the puppers, ain't it so auntie who got blown up. Wish I hadn't gotten my teeth shattered by my aunt's fist when she attacked me when I was 17. Wish my mom wasn't born a week apart from Joanne Kathleen R.

Who cares? Go fall in love with somebody you sick mfer. I am ChatGPKajsa.