Put on some fishnet tights. These tights are like the only thing that fits me right now.
Came up with a new thing to threaten my fiance, putting his laptop on so and so settings, that he can't watch porn. He's such a simpleton sometimes.
We're making mashed potatoes and a sauce. I'm feeling a bit tired?
I was shopping and walking the dog in these fishnets. My fiance noticed them when we had already been to a car repair shop, and going in to the supermarket...
I don't want to have sex with these on to be honest. I like them way too much already.